from
Christmas! Present and Correct,
released November 28, 2016
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
For only £499.99
And it comes with free delivery
For a limited time
Optional extras include
Peace and love and wine and sherry
Good will to men
Is charged for separately
In our deluxe package
There's hope and compassion
It's selling quick
Order now to get in on the action
For that special child in your life
There's gold and frankincense and myrrh
Only £69.99
To add it to your order
'Cause presents are the reason for the season
Your credit card bill can wait 'til next year
If you're not buying you clearly don't care
Or you still think Santa's going to do it for you and you're a bit old for that and really should have grown out of it by now